Saturday, August 28, 2004

PT Boat Veterans for Truth

A group of World War II veterans have now joined in the crusade to correct abuses of war awards. A group calling itself PT Boat Veterans for Truth have released a statement at their first press conference claiming that John F. Kennedy incorrectly received awards for acts of bravery after his PT Boat sank after crashing into a German U-Boat. The group's spokesperson, Dr. Mellon stated that: "Kennedy was no hero that day or any other!"

He continued saying that "It is about time that we correct the record. No member of the democratic party ever deserved any medal that they ever received for any so-called bravery in war." When asked if that incredible statement could possibly be true, the spokesperson noted that "we have the finest fair and balanced minds distortingresearching the past to correct this horrible injustice." When pressed to name these 'minds', Dr. Mellon listed a who's who of the extreme right-wing including Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and others.

Funding for the PT Boat Veterans for truth comes from Richard Mellon Scaife, Sun Moon incorporated, and The Washington Times research grant council. Anyone willing to assist the group in this effort is instructed to visit their nearest mental health facility.

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