Bush to Unveil 5 New Energy Initiatives

According to CNN, they are:

1. Ease Nuclear Plant Licensing Process
2. Build More Oil Refineries (hey doesn't Halliburton do that?)
3. Give the Government more control over Natural Gas Reserves
4. Expand tax credits to cleaner burning diesel fuel
5. Pretend to have interest in international protocols for efficiency


Of course, I would imagine the 5 Proposals he wants to make are:

1. Collective Amnesia
2. Blame Clinton
3. Invade Iran
4. Invade Venezuela
5. Reduce Crippling Burrito Tax