Wednesday, July 20, 2005

"Mommie, who's the dummy?"


"Quiet, can't you see your sister's terrified of him?


"Enough of this poopie head, I'm off to watch Sponge Bob!"


Now crying on the inside.


"So I ask you fellow diplomats, is it all agreed you want the No. 32? Remember that comes ONLY with Steamed Rice!"


"Can you believe I bounced another couple of checks yesterday?"


Taco Bell has given Dear Leader a personal W.M.D.!


"Look, once again Mr. Prime Minister, I apologize for the President continually trying to remove your headdress. Again, my humblest apologies."


Please god, is it too much to ask for 5 minutes of proper blood flow down there? Just a bit of inflation?"

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