Monday, January 30, 2006

The Standard

If you are a Quaker that makes "peace muffins" and protests outside of Halliburton you can get spied on by the Department of Defense.

If you are a lazy Bush Supporter you defend the NSA Domestic Spying Program by saying people who have done nothing wrong have nothing to worry about and should just allow such spying by calling it the Terrorist Surveillance Program.

If you are George Bush you get to hide your "public acts" from the country because those pictures and meeting with Jack Abramoff of your staff might be embarassing.

Now, I will support Bush's reluctance about releasing Abramoff photos and meetings if he was having private intercourse with him. If the President was having sexual relations with his buddy Jack then I will wholeheartedly defend him. All the President has to do is tell us that he and Jack had a love that dare not speak its name and I'll call for everyone to stop calling for those pictures.

So if that's the case, Mr. President I'm behind you...well, not in that way, but metaphorically.

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