MATLOCK!!!

Today's edition is brought to you by "Grand Coulee Absorbent Undergarments", Grand Coulee, we'll be there for you every fifteen minutes for ya' ol' timer -- so ask for them by name, but be quick about it.

I had to fix Broder's typos, the first paragraph is supposed to be this:

When David Broder was caught last week throwing off the constraints on speaking honoraria that go with being an employee of the Washington Post, he high-handedly figured it was time to start criticizing Barack Obama for legally opting out of public financing while uttering NARY A PEEP about John McCain breaking the law by exceeding spending limits he had sworn under oath to obey.