Forward by Joe the Plumber

Sounds like a job for Regnery:

She failed to save John McCain from presidential election doom, but Sarah Palin, the Republican senator’s controversial running mate, may yet emerge as the saviour of the American publishing industry. Literary agents are queueing up to sign her to a book deal that could earn her up to $7m.

Why she'll be able to afford to pay someone to carry Piper carrying Trig.

I'm sure it will be up there with The Scarlet Pimpernel.