Show us where "Dick Cheney" touched you, Glenn

Soon FoxNews will simply be a series of photos, all of delicious candy.

Fox News has been going the extra mile to break things down for its most simple-minded viewers.

Well, of course they have. They hired Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade, Gretchen Carlson, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly.

Last night Glenn Beck made crude drawings on a chalkboard, and tonight he and Bill O'Reilly used Barbie dolls to explain ACORN.

And I will use a Ken Doll to explain the dimensions of Glenn Beck's junk.