Overheard

This evening: approximately 6:30 PM on LaGuardia Place between Bleeker and West Third:

"Clean the fucking wax out of your ears, you deaf bitch!"

White guy, small-framed, thirty-five-ish, skinny jeans, dark, sport coat, sneakers, short black hair, carrying a clear shopping bag filled with what the woman who cuts my hair calls "product" screaming into a cell phone.