Tuesday, November 16, 2010

File under "easy" chuckling

Ultimate white man Pat Boone, teapartier, idiot, is opening, I kid thee not, a mail order meat business.

Yes, Pat Boone...

Mail.Order.Meat!


I think he may have spelled that first part wrong, see unbelievably NSFW original here.

8 comments:

Athenawise said...

Ah, Atta, you do all these wonderful Internet searches to enlighten us and bring us happiness. Thank you.

Quothe Mr. Boone: "If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested."

sukabi said...

Athenawise, judging from the photo I don't really think he would have said that, in ANY lifetime, it was probably closer to this: "Touch my junk, PLEASE!".... but from the TPM article, he did say this:

"I've been known as the Milkman for forty years," Boone said. "Now, I'll probably be known as the Meatman."

jimmirabob said...

I went to the original. Ugh.

But then I thought about it and think that it would make a perfect advertisement for the new TSA screening process - for ball sack and schlong protectors.

I are an ontraprenoor.

sukabi said...

the man's got issues, and more than likely more skeleton's in his closet than there are boa's in the dressing room of an all male burlesque show.

pansypoo said...

shouldn't this be at RH afterdark?

the best defense is pleats. but then you get the naked xray AND the junk touching.

Anonymous said...

Such a tiny little thing. I wonder who Debbie's real father is?

Anonymous said...

"expects to appeal to Christian, conservative women over age 55."

What's he got against women under age 55?

How do you appeal to "Christian" conservative women" re: meat?

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