Tuesday, June 28, 2011

A nation breathes a collective sigh of relief

Or perhaps that's just the collective sound of "ewwwww":

Hugh Hefner is already on the rebound.

The Playboy founder and former E! Entertainment Television reality star, 85, said Monday that he’s dating Miss November 2010.


She's only 58 years younger so it's totally not-creepy.

9 comments:

sukabi said...

into his second childhood?

It's really sad to see someone 'fade' in their elderly years... he went from whoremonger to attention whore in 50 short years....

NonyNony said...

He's ALWAYS been an attention whore sukabi. That's always been part of the point for him.

sukabi said...

I know Nony, but he's really having to work to get both the attention and the whores now... and in the last 50+ years of seeking the spotlight, you'd think he would have spent at least part of his $$ on maintaining his 'mansion' ... article earlier this year on him and his place was just disgusting... I don't see the attraction of hanging out with an old dude whose house reeks of dog piss, or the women who would live in that environment.... uuuuggggghhhh!!!

Anonymous said...

"breathes"

Even if our wages have been stagnating since the 1970s, we need our vowels

jimmiraybob said...

I predict that Hefner's corpse will become engaged to Miss 2016, Miss 2017, Miss 2019, and Miss 2020. beyond that my crystal ball starts to blur.

pansypoo said...

it's swell to be hef.

Anonymous said...

I hear she parks her gum in the folds of his neck when they "bump ugly" and he thinks she is being cuddly when she gets it back after they are done.

StonyPillow said...

Someone new to crunch up the Viagra and mix it into the applesauce. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

she needs to know how to change his diapers and where the bedpans are and let him think that's viagra in the applesauce.
vigra can't possibly help at his age. vox