Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Oh lord



Jesus' career stats:

41 completions, 82 attempts 50%, 5TDs 3 Interceptions, backing up Kyle Orton.

I shudder to think what this makes Tom Brady or Peyton Manning.

3 comments:

jimmiraybob said...

Jesus, number 15? I hate to be a hair splitter but shouldn't that be #1? Subtracting the holy spirit and the big guy that leaves 12* other gods before heysoos. Ain't gonna get to the golden mansion like that. (Could get you abused at a Teapublican rally too.)

* of course, if they're three in one the numbers get worse

Anonymous said...

God lives high in Denver. Let's see if He can win. Prayer day didn't bring rain in Texas, or help America's credit rating.

vox

pansypoo said...

or 3.