Thursday, September 29, 2011

Cantalopes are the "Devil's Melon"!

Being all Orange and shit, nothing good ever comes in Orange. BTW, this is the right-wing excuse to prevent money being spent on things like better regulations and inspections.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

thought you were gonna link to Kos there for a sec

JDM said...

Upton Sincalir, The Jungle. Dint we lrn this awreddy?

pansypoo said...

how can we force feed publikkklans cantaloupe?

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

Flush Limburger once claimed 'a conservative is a liberal who got mugged'.

I say 'a liberal is a conservative who almost died from eating tainted cantelope'.

Anonymous said...

be afraid, very afraid of the giant cantalope plaguing our land.
nothing like a food scare to calm the restive peasants. Are pumpkins not only in short supply but tainted with fearful faces too? Nothing like selling fear the fruit of the fields.
vox

Pere Ubu said...

nothing good ever comes in Orange.

Being from South Carolina, my first thought was "there's got to be a Clemson joke in there somewhere".

Q: How you you get a Clemson graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizzas.

Anonymous said...

Now, Honeydew, that’s your money melon !