Saturday, September 10, 2011

Just pondering

How big is Rudy Giuliani's hard-on right now?

8 comments:

racymind said...

Somewhere between 9 and 11 inches.

Anonymous said...

I have it on pretty good authority that rudy's prostate surgery left him bonerless.
Poor guy.

Montag said...

Not nearly as big as size of his head, being the dickhead that he is, or his ego.

I'm betting that even after 9/11, he wasn't generating many oohs and aahs. After all, Bernie Kerik was his big prick....

StonyPillow said...

9.11 cm.

pansypoo said...

wife is probably more excited.

Anonymous said...

As big as his prescription provides. . . .

DrDick said...

Somewhere between 9 and 11 inches.

I think you meant millimeters.

jimmiraybob said...

Modern scientific methods would likely measure 2-3" whereas he'd probably say 8-9". But then, he views things through the magic 911 lens.