Oy, eh:
Forget free health care and cool winter hats, the real reason to move to
Canada is poutine, better known as french fries smothered in melted
cheese and scrumptious gravy. So now that we've heard that Burger King
was starting to offer this dish to north-of-the-border customers...
...Burger King has two other varieties: one with bacon and another with jalapenos, crispy onions and "angry sauce."
"We see an opportunity to become THE destination for Canada's
favourite dish by reaching the growing demographic of poutine lovers,"
said the senior marketing manager for Burger King Restaurants of Canada,
Inc.
Those mullet-bearing socialists better not have something only the purest capitalists societies can have...the McRib!
Rising Hegemon
4 comments:
We are all angry onions, eh?
angry onions are just OLD onions. but angry sauce?
I like my poutine as much as the next Canadian, but my cardiologist advises me to only have it once a decade...
In fact Canada is so miserable for six months out of the year that American companies test their craziest shit on us because news of its possible failure may never escape.
Also free health care after certain tests.
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