"What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Bachmann? She has a couple of IQ points on him and his boobs are bigger than hers. Following Bachmann’s scientific reasoning, I suspect Limbaugh might’ve been struck retarded by the HPV vaccine, a concoction he accidently shoved into his loudly vast maw along with whole medicine cabinets of dope obtained fraudently. Hypocrisy and stupidity, one might suggest, are nouns undestood well both here and in Uganda."
Rising Hegemon
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This is great!
"What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Bachmann? She has a couple of IQ points on him and his boobs are bigger than hers. Following Bachmann’s scientific reasoning, I suspect Limbaugh might’ve been struck retarded by the HPV vaccine, a concoction he accidently shoved into his loudly vast maw along with whole medicine cabinets of dope obtained fraudently. Hypocrisy and stupidity, one might suggest, are nouns undestood well both here and in Uganda."
What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a zeppelin.
preverts!
general halftrack
boy, he's a font of supply side jeebus.
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