Wednesday, November 09, 2011

And it is not Peggy Noonan

Not that she wouldn't dream of it rutting and splaying out on the ol' casket when it was displayed at the Capitol (closed thankfully).

But enough of that...on with the EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Grab a bucket:
Hollywood actress Piper Laurie, 79, says in a new memoir "Learning To Live Out Loud" that she lost her virginity to Ronald Reagan when, at age 18, she played his 16-year-old daughter in the 1950 movie "Louisa." Um ... eww. According to the Daily Mail in London, she wrote that Reagan — who was 21 years her senior — was dating his future second wife Nancy Davis at the time. Prior to her uh, passing the audition, he allegedly wined and dined Laurie at his home. Laurie write that he talked about his performance afterward, in particular how long it had lasted. He was "ardent" for 40 minutes, he reminded her. And he mentioned the price of the condom he used.
Okay, which is worse?
*40 year old man sleeping with an 18 year-old virgin?

*Said virgin plays 16-year old daughter in movie they are making together.

*After he apparently got her inebriated.

*He brags about lasting 40 minutes...because we all know that kind of thing is REALLY enjoyable to women after 40 minutes of friction.

*He mentions the price of the condom (birth control, how non-modern GOP)
Yes, the SAINTED REPUBLICAN RONALD REAGAN, not quite a statutory rapist, but kind of enjoyed pretending to be one. I guess that's my favorite new slogan about the man.

(fez tip Tengrain)

6 comments:

JDM said...

Goddam fucking pig, always was. Wanna talk about RayGun, lefties and the SAG?

Jim said...

Somewhere in Georgetown, Peggy Noonan is having a meltdown like Glenn Close at the end of Dangerous Liaisons. "Why not me? Why not me!!!". Look for the price of Jameson to skyrocket on the Eastern Seaboard.

pansypoo said...

drunk? taint that DATE RAPE???

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

WTF--- ol' Ronnie must've been a millionaire as a Hollywood actor, and yet he felt compelled to whine about how much he paid for a single condom?

Sounds like something a mentally challenged teenager would say, not a 40-year-old man.

What. A. Fucking. Arsehole.

Raven Rant said...

We can only hope he wasn't a method actor.

Anonymous said...

Raven:

Did you mean "rhythm method" actor...?

A.J.