Friday, May 30, 2014

Oh, but he's no a creepy sociopath or anything

Bill O'Reilly sure does like "Killing" things.

Future books:

"Killing Gandhi" 

"Killing Franz Ferdinand" 

"Killing Caesar" 

"Killing McKinley, Garfield,  and probably Taylor and Harding" 

"Killing Tippecanoe and going after Tyler Too!" 

"Almost Killing Reagan"

"Digging Up Lincoln, just so I can kill 'em Again just for snorin'" 

"Killing Martin Luther King -- with a glass of Mothereffing Iced Tea" 

And, of course:

"Killing my audience...of natural causes"

6 comments:

pansypoo said...

butbutbut you forgot jesus.106

Raoul Paste said...

I'm guessing that most of his audience (median age 72) don't have an internet connection, and can't google the name Andrea Mackris.

Anonymous said...

His publisher did some market research among O'Reilly's Fux audience, and "killing" was the keyword that lit up their brains like nothing else.

I fought the lawn. And the lawn won. said...

"Killing science"

"Killing taxes on the rich"

"Killing public education"

"Killing public health"

"Killing the middle class"

"Killing the non-GOP vote"


pansypoo said...

fux + reagan already killed logic.

grouchomarxist said...

"Kill, my brothers! Kill for the love of killing! Kill for the love of Kaliiiii!!!"